March 2012
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“The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...”
– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via newwavefeminism)
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February 2012
508 posts
“The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so...”
– Bertrand Russell (via nonsmokingsmoker)
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“All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped. Youth, like pristine...”
– The Five People You Meet In Heaven by Mitch Albom (via dustcatastrophe)
now i’m eating a whole pepper
this is all to make up for the fact that I had popcorn for lunch and dinner yesterday and breakfast today
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Eating beetroot and browsing a website called So You Think You Know Beetroot…?
apparently it…
is a hangover cure
is ‘nature’s viagra’
makes you in a good mood
is the ‘food of love’, or prostitution, as there are drawings of it all over the floor of a Pompeii brothel that survived Vesuvius
…and taking ‘favours in the beetroot fields’...
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“Quiet descended on her, calm, content, as her needle, drawing the silk smoothly...”
– Virginia Woolf, Mrs Dalloway
I wish I had Disney Channel Original Movies on demand
I wonder if the person whose birthday it is on the google sign today was actually born 220 years ago, or was born 880 years ago
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rgasm replied to your post: the world is full of people who aren’t…
but instagram is ugly and pretentious :(
ugly, quite possibly, but it’s not like most people who use it are trying to make great art or anything
it’s just one of those situations of unrighteous indignation loads of people feel they have to feel about something that doesn’t really matter
so i do believe...
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the world is full of people who aren’t photographers who can’t resist passive aggressively vomming all over people who use instagram
i just had a glorious bottle of strawberry and lime cider
after spending four hours in my kitchen
not a good evening for coursework
“The four words that will define this century: The Earth is full.”
– @paulgilding at TED (via kateoplis)
des-etoiles:
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
ohmystars this.
I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
me: did it hurt?
person: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
person:
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I'm home sick today
brebonita:
in unrelated news: i’m awesome
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i feel like i majorly britta’d that potential oedipus joke now
TV Guide's Fan Favorites Awards →
octopuscupcake:
joelmchaleftw:
COMMUNITY is up for “Best Comedy.”
You know what to do.
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and also anon, she is still saying ‘oedipal’ so that is what it should have said on the gif, no?
not to be even more pedantic and critical of the gif maker, i just found it funnaynay
Anonymous asked: Er, just so you know in the tv show Britta pronounces the oedipus complex wrong. She says "edible" instead. It was the running gag of the whole episode.
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doing A Streetcar Named Desire this week for one of my modules
i do believe this counts as a perfect opportunity to indulge in the sexiness of Marlon Brando on film
thankyehverymuch
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“At this time, many young Iranians all over this world are watching us, and I...”
– Iranian film director ASGHAR FARHADI, on accepting his Academy Award for Best Foreign Film, A Separation (via inothernews)
guys i just really appreciate all the americans i follow right now
this oscar commentary is golden
and better than watching it for real at god knows what time in the morning
thanks for being comedically awesome and stuff
I see that Brad Pitt has gone back to his...
brebonita:
Jennifer Aniston would’ve never let this happen.
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pureblood-:
Harry Potter is like the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.
except that leonardo dicaprio is very talented and worthy of many/any oscars
How did Harry Potter not even get nominated for best editing when leaving everything out was the only thing they actually put some effort into
#Sorry about your kid Lupin #Wait what kid
one-be-yolo:
katiecammm:
topherbrinked:
if you think harry potter seriously deserves anything beyond technical oscars
you need to start watching movies that aren’t harry potter
bless.
I love Harry Potter but this is true.
“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
Because every fat woman’s dream is to be a skinny princess? The last two sentences of this quote are amazing and on point though.
(via monkeyknifefight)
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dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
